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Adult SMS Collection
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Adalat main aik LUN ki faryad:judge sb jb me chota tha to mera gala kata gaya,thora bara hua to hath se masla gaya or jab jawan hua to razana andheri ghati me dhakela jata!dum ghutney se mujhey ulti aati,mera kasur kia hai?
judge:behn chod!tu akarta bhi to boht hai
1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia!
Waiter dekhta reh geya.
Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi?
Waiter: Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi ;->
Newly Young Boy To Doctor: Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bhi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho . . . ? ? ?
Doctor: Hai Na . . . Beta Bas Peeche Se Lete Raho. . . ;->
Dulha said to dulhan : i‘ll not fuck u.
dulhan : y
Dulha :qk meray dost kehte hain k chut main dant hote hai. Ye sun kar dulhan dadi ko sab batati hai.
Dadi 2 dulha: beta ye dekho meri chut ismain dant kaha hain? Dulha: arey behn ki lori tere mun main dant nahe hai tu chut ki bat kar rahi hai
Tum Choot mei ghar bana lo,
Loray k pillar laga lo,
Boobs ki balconies bana lo,
Tatton k bulb lagwa lo,
Per gand ka kya kro gay?
Chalo isay yun he marwa lo! ;->
Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,?
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Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain.
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kyu sahi kaha ne
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ab men tujhe kiya kahon
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Condom
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Ya..
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Gandu....@
Jab Nigaahen Hon Qadmon Pr Haath Hon Ghutnon Pr Dill Ho Hallak Main Aur Ansoo Hon Gaalon Pr
To
Samajh Laina k
Tumhary
Gaund Mary Ja Rahe Ha...
Toilet k Paany main tairta hua
“GOONH“
Aray Goonh se yaad aaya
Sunny kaisa ha toon?
Jab kabhe baithay baithay nikal jaty ha
“POOOON“
Tab
sunny yaar bohat yaad
aata ha
“TOOOON“
Raat ko 3 tarah ke makhlooq
jagty ha...
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Bhoot Ensaanon ko daranay
k leay...
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Machar Ensaanon ko satanay k leay...
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Husband & Wife Abaady barhanay k leay...
Boy: Pakistan main 90% log esleay sex nahen kr sktay k unhain jaga nahen milty...
Sardaar: you r right
main b aik dafa sex
karna chahta tha
pr mujhay jaga he nahen mili
phir
Larki ne khud he bataya
k
sex krnay ke jaga
Tangon k beech main ha....
Meera in Flight returning from dubai asked by reporter :
Ap ne bollywood aur lollywood k actors main kea farq paya?
Tell me one thing which is urs but alwase used by others?
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Oye taira name yaar...
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too Gaund samjha tha?
chal koe baat nahen hota ha.
Larke to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga?
rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam? Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!!
Larke: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo...
Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayiAah dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai Jahan sorakh hi nahi aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
Husband wife talak k baad.
husband:bacha mera hai.
wife: wah ji wah/
Pateela mera,dudh v mera..
thoda jeha khatta ki la dita,pura dahi tera..
jab uske CHIKU they,
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
chalo aj ek
GHASTI bhej raha hu..
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Chod ke forward mat kar dena yaar...
Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod raha tha
aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat ... abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho
PPP Walay....
Tum kitnay bhutto maro gay har ghar se bhutto niklay ga.?
MQM Walay...
Hum har ghar main saathi bantain gay phir kaisa bhutto niklay ga?? :-)
teacher asked : esi kaun si cheej hai jiske baare me suna to hoga par dekhi nahi hogi??
Student : BEHAN DA LODA...sirf suneya he hai par dekhya kise ne nahi...
kute ke bache
randi ke nasal
teri maa ko chodo
barwe harami
teri behan ko chodo
ase ghalia ache inssan
nahi bakte
ha ha !!!
A Hindu Lady To Bhagwan:
Why You Made Man‘s Penise So Ugly?
Bhagwaan: I Made Man‘s Penise So Ugly
You Still Suck It Badly.
If I Made It Beautiful...
Tum To Esay Kha Jatein.
Child To Nurse. kea Main Ap Ka Pass So Jaon?
Nurse: Yes So Jao.
Child: Kea Main Aap Ke Naaf Main Ungly Daal Loon?
Nurse: Yes Daal Do...
Nurse: Oooh Aaaah Yeeah Naaf Naheen Ha...
Child: Yeah Ungly Bhe Nahen Ha!!!
Girl To Mom: “Is It True That Babies Come Out From The Same Place Where Boys Put Their PENIS?“
Mom: “Yes“
Girl: “Wow! My Baby Will Come Out From My Mouth“
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