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Adult SMS Collection
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1st Gashti: Lagta hai koi gahak aa raha hai.
2nd Gashti: Tumein kaise pata chala?
1st:Mujhe lun ki khusbu ayi hai..
2nd: Lo woh toh mein ne dakar mara hai..
Aik chor Pthan k ghar pakra gaya.
Khan ny apny baiton ko kaha, Es ki GAND maro
Us baiton ny bari bari try ki magar kisi ka bhi andar na gaya,
Khan ne ghussy main kaha Chhuri lao or Es ki Gand phar do,
Ye sun k Chor bola: Khan sb, marzi tay tusi apni karni ay ik wari Thook la k try karlo.
Ek Bazurg Blue Film dekh k zor zor se hath hilane laga.
Boy:Kya hua baba gee ?
Baba:Hona kya hai Beta, 30 sal baad mushkil se khara hua, to hath so gaya..
Boy: janu ‘Viagra‘ ki 1 goli sey lamba ho jaye ga,
2 goli sey to khamba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 loon ga....
Girl,
chup
haraamzaday mujhay chodna hay k khodna hay
Teacher: Koi aisi cheez batao jo k bohat wazan uthati he par uska apna wazan nhi hota?
Student: brazier.
Ghalib nay Larki ko periods mai dekha to arz kiya,,
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai.
Girl after having sex with 4 Boys in Hostel..
I should go,I m getting late
Boys:Kuch dair aur ruk jao
Girl:Aur nahi ruk sakti,Papa BILAWAJA shak kartay hain...
1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay?
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Suhag raat ke baadsubah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha“raat ko kaisa laga?“Biwi sharmate hue boli“Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di...
MUTTH marnay k 11 fayday:-
1: Self Reliance
2: Time Convenience
3: Prevention of Crime
4: Mental Choice of Lady
5: No Risk of AIDS
6: No Special Place Required
7: No Wastage of Cash
8: Easy to Perform
9: No Fear of Early ejaculation
10: Guaranteed Satisfaction
11: No Risk of Being Caught
So the Moral is:
“Badnaami de Phhudi naloon izzat de Mutth changi hai“..
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA HAI..
PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,
NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA HAI..
“MAARNI HAI FUDDI TO SHADI SHUDA DI MARO KUWARI KUDI ME KYA RAKHA HAI...
Jatt roz jatti di len wele kehnda c hor ghutt
ghutt
changi tarah ghutt...!
jatti : haram deya...teri maa di lun...!
bahar ja k ganne de rass kadan wale vellne ch de de.....
Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli, jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI...
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari...“
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Son:
Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangen Hoti Hain?
Father: Ek Bhi Nahi
Son: To Phir Kal Raat Ap Kyu Bol Rehe The,
“Sweet Heart Taangen Upar Karo
aj kala lora pwa sadi farmaish ty,
Zara nanga samne aa sadi farmaish ty,
hath qadi nai paya,
qadi phar ke nai azmya,aj raj ke choope la sadi farmaish te.
Lo ji pesh hai mashoor jodi “KAKA lamba lun te bibi fudi tang“ di nawi tape “YAR mera bondu“
Songs Side A: Chooot wich moot kar ta.
2. fudi wich bumb rakh du,
3. wich pa ka soja mitra,
4. yaar mera bondu(titel song)
Side B:
1. Kehda tera naal khol ju,
2. veriyan nal nangi fad li,
3. Bapu ji khada rakh de,
4. Mashooknu aids ho gai( SAD)
5. Amb warga mitha lun..
menu tere to eh umeed nahi si,,
main te socheya nahi si ke tu mere naal yar mar karenga,
saadi kutti soo pai hai te saare katooreyan di shakal tere te gayi hai,,,,,,
ek bar meeting me sonia aur lalu aur sabhi neta ji
seminar haal me bethe the
kuchh der bad seminar samapt ho gaya
sab neta ji log chale gaye
waha par sonia aur lalu the
socha thake hain thoda aram kar le phir chale
sophe par lalu aur bed par sonia aram karte karte so gayee
fan teji se chal raha tha sonia ki sadi udi aur lalu ne dekha aur kaha sonia ji hamare karya karta apke karya chhetra me karya karne ko prerit hai
sonia boli sone do n
lalu phir sophe pe let gaye
lalu sonia ko phir dekh kar bole sonia ji hamare karya karta aapke karya chhetra me karya karne ko prerit hain
sonia boli sone do n
tab lalu se raha nahi gaya aur tolet me ja kar sixty one aur sixty to kar ke aye aur phri let gaye
tab kuchh der bad sonia aye aur boli lalu ji agar apke karya karta hamare chhetra me karya karne ko prerit hain to karya kar sakte hain
tab lalu bole ki ab kya karenge ab to lalu ki sarkar hi gir gayee.
A beautiful poem on “tatti“
TATTI mere pyari tatti,
flesh me chinghare tatti,
he meri pyari TATTI,
Qudrat da dastoor nirla, saron ko hi awe TATTI,
khul k jab na awe TATTI sachi bara satawe TATTI,
lagatar jab awe TATTI ,
sab k hosh urawe tatti,
andar kse factory fit ha roz roz banawe TATTI,
subha sawere sbko bhangra karawe tatti,
sab ko yeh sms send karyo
warna
tere band hojawe TATTI“
Yeh Tatte bhi kya tatte hote hai,
jo khade lun ke niche sote hai,
lun to andar maza lene chala jata hai,ye fuddi pe sar patak patak ke rote hai...
I M Sending A “ LUN“ 4 U. L= Lot Of Love. U= Unlimited Care. N= Never Ending Of Friendship. So Get My “LUN“And Enjoy Yourself..
Heera-Manadi
Man went to Heera-Manadi
Dallay na kanjriyon k naam cars k naam pe rakhay thay.
Bola “konsi chahiye?“
Man asked rates.
Dalla says.
“mersedese 8000
Honda 5000
Crolia 4000
Baleno 2000
Cultus 1000
Mehran 500
Foxy 100“
Man orderd Foxy n was shocked to see that it was a khusra.
“ye kia hai“?
Sir Foxy, iss ka engine peechay hota hai“
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
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