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Adult SMS Collection
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what is phuddi?
phudii is maal
nothing but kamal
andar say lal
surrounded by baal
jo chooday woh neihal
ju chudwaye woh bayhal
samjh gay na
jhaant kay baaaaaaaaaaal...
qasai ka baita baap kay tatto say khail raha tha bv nay
daikha tu poocha yeh kia kar raha hay ?
qasai bola: qasai ka bacha hay gosht say tu khailayga..
papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs mama ko nahi batana may
nokrani kay sath soya tha
kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho mama mujhay 100 rs
daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hain
husband apne susral mai apni b.v se chalo sex kerte hain
b.v: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia
obscene phone call
hello baby if u can guess what s in my hand i'll let u have it
preeto listen g if u can hold it in one hand
i m not interested!!
aik kam karo
apni shalwar utarao
under wear bhi utaro
or gand pe petrol dal kay agg laga laooo
jo cheez doston kay kam na ayee wo rakhne ka kia faida...
Election 2008
( Free Tips )
Fit Auntiyan chahiye hon to 'PPP' join karen!
Fit Larkiyan chahiye hon to 'PML(Q)' join karein!
Londay baazi kerni ho to (MMA) join karey
Gand marwa k saudia jana ho to PML(N) join karey
Ganduon k hathon katal ho kay bori main marna ho to MQM join
karey
Agar Sirf muth pe guzara kerna ho to Tehreek-e-Insaaf join karey
Aur agar in sab ki gand marni ho to army join kare
Ek kavi Qutub Minar dekhte hue : A QUTUB kya kahoon teri SHAAN me....
Aisa lagta hai, jaise DHARTI ka...
LUND ghus raha ho aasman ki GAND me...!!
Lady Teacher to Student
H for Hat
I for Inkpot
J for Jug
K for Kite
L for Lund. oh! oh
sorry, sorry, moo se nikal gaya.
Student:
toh moo main liya kyun tha???
Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot...
ek bar ek girl swamy ji ke pass jati hai or matah tek
karkahati hai ki swami ji koi sadbudhi ki baat bata do.
Swami ji useki taraf dekh kar bade pareshan ko kar bolte
hai ki kanya bra pahan kar aaya karo tumhare bade-bade
figure dekha kar dhyan bhang hota hai.......
Girl always like to be cared and wants love and attention.
If you love her to be naked and nude, she will put off her cloth.
If you like her to be modest, she will become modest.
If you love and care her, she would equally love and care you
A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!
Shair Ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein Shair ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein
Logo ne Pas ja ker Daikh tou Vo
Underware Baich raha tha...
5 Inch ki Jaga ab 7 Inch ka
Pehlay se Mota or Extra Lamba
Jo apko Dega Pehle say B Zayada Maza
Sakoon Aur Araam ki Zamanat
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Master ka Molti Foam...
teacher dunya main sab si halki cheez kya hay
student ji Lund
teacher: woh kaisy
student: jo sochny say uth jayee us sy halka aur kia ho sakta hay...
Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena...
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena...
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.
Sardar Was Advising His Son On
Dining Table,Oye Boti Kha Boti,Lully Waddi Hoe Gi ..!
Sardarni Intrupted:Sardar JI,
Tussi v Boti Shoti Kha Liya Karo ;->
1st Man: how is your sex life?
2nd man: do it monday to friday
1st man: what about weekends?
2nd man: on weekends i am at home! relaxing with my wife
world's most dangerous snake is ' ERECTUS TROUSERIUS'
known as a trouser snake!
Description:
varies from pink to black, sleeps for 22 to 23.5
hours daily, has veomous spit that can cause swelling
for 9 months
Size:
varies from 3 to 10 inches depending on sub species.
usually found in bedrooms but also found from unusual
places time to time.
attacks women from lower front or back and on
occassions attacks men too.
Ek Pathan apni Haircutting ka dhukan groundflor se fist flor
par shift karta hai aur nechay bord laga kar likhta hai
Nechay ka ball katanay ka dukan uper hai
Girls Reactions to penis Sizes:
..8': Aah marDaala
..7': Oh ya, Oh yes
..6': Oh perfect!
..5': Mm Ok
..4': Push more
..3': Is it in?
..2': Hai b K nahi?
Yeh Waqt Nahi Hai Roney Ka
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka
Us Waqt Q Nahi Roye Thi
Jab Lipat Lipat Kar Soye Thi
Sardar Ka Beta 5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to
4th Mai Wapis Aaya...
4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai aur 3rd Se 2nd...
Sardar Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle Wo
Wapas Aa Raha Hai
Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko
Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.
Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada
kabhi liye hi nahi.
What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans...
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
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