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Adult SMS Collection
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B.F- ab to chaand taaron ko bhi neend aayee,
teri maa ki chut tu nahi aayee.
G.F-maa ki chut ka na de wasta,
ab utarti hoon bra aur panty, le kar le nasta
Ek Sher Arz hai -
Chamakati raat main chamchamana chut ka,
chut ki chadar bani, ashiyana chut ka,
Chut se peda hua dewana chut ka,
ja re china mein jahan karkhana chut ka.
----ADAAAAAB----
While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board.
It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room.
Sardar writes under -
Let the men Permit to Enter
Aadmi
ki
gaand
me
message
padne
ka
itna
bada
kida
hota
hai
ki
chahe
us
kutte,
kamine,
harami,
betichod
ko
kitni
bhi
gaali
pad
rahi
ho
niche
tak
jata
zaroor
hai.
Chut chukandar chuttar wali chut kamal ka phool
ak bar chudwa lo rani sari susti dur..
Ek sardar motorcycle par apni patni ke sath hota hai.
To vo apni patni ko kehta hai ki mera LANN pakad kar beth,
phir dekh mein 100 ki speed par chalata hoon.
Itne mein agge se Ek Dhoodh bechne walla achanak aa jata hai.
Don ek dusre ko bachate-2 gir jate hain.
Doodh Wala - Sardar Ji Bal Bal Bach Gaye.
Sardar - Thik Kehta hai Bal Bal Hi bache hain,
Bakki to sardarni le gayee !!!!
PESH HAI PEHLI bar app k mobile main nahati hoi larki
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ajj thand hai kaal nahay gi!!!!
A little boy was outside with his parents.
He saw a dog humping another and asked
“What are they doing?” His mom replied
“They’re.. Umm.. Cleaning up!”
He replied “So that's what you do at the neighbors house
when dad goes to work
Policeman: 'Lady, I am arresting you for prostitution.'
Woman:'But Sir, I am not selling sex,
I am selling condoms for $90- each, with a free demonstration...
Sexy blonde girl is learning to play golf when a bee stings her.
She is rather upset and walked back to the clubhouse
when she passed her coach who asked her what is wrong.
She replied: ” a bee has stung me“ ”Oh, where“ he asked,
She replied: ” between the first and the second hole“….
coach: ”Ah, that means you stood with your legs too far apart...
The Taxman made a case against a Jewish prostitute
who claimed expenses and stated on her tax return
her occupation to be a POULTRY farmer.
”But Sir,“ she pleaded in court,
”I have raised 200 cocks during last year
Shayar ne Lady ko SUSU karte dekha to kaha
BAHUT DEKHA HAI KASTI KO DARIYA ME CHALTE HUE,
PEHLI BAR DEKHA HAI KASTI SE DARIYA NIKALTE Hue....
Heer aakhdi ranjea haraam dea ve,
12 saal tu majjhaan charda reha.
Fudi lain nu na kade kita dil tera,
ve tu majjhaan di bund hi marda reha....
Ranja akhda heere teri bhen di lun,
kaun akhda main majjhaan di bund marda reha,
tere peo ne ohvi ni lain diti ni
main muth maar-maar he saarda reha
Lo vi mitro...;
Gir gai Tokri,
khillar gay Vatte.
langh gya Valentine,
fad lo Tatte.
Na Kudi ne diti,
na ohdi saheli ne.
Hun apas ch hi kr lo
vaari-vattey...
Kade yaad ave tan phone kar lia karo.
Je balance na hove tan sms kar lia karo.
Je oh vi nahi hunda tan mobile gaand ch lai ke
vibration ON kar lia karo . .
Sanu lod nahi chann tareyaan di,
na lod gwaandian pyareyan di,
rab lami umar deve mere veer nu,
bund paad deinyaage saariyan di.
burrraaaaa...
Kira mat maro,
Makoda mat maro, Makkhi mat maro,
Marna hi hai to ?
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,;', I /
mutth maro
pap nahi lagega..... Jai muth . Send this mesage 2 all muthia members
A4 akeli chut
B4 bawli chut
C4 chikni chut
D4 daravni chut
E4 entertein chut
F4 fati chut
G4 gazab chut
H4 heavy chut
I4 importd chut
J4 jalim chut
K4 kali chut
L4 lambi chut
M4 moti chut
N4 najuk chut
O4 orijnal chut
P4 pyasi chut
Q4 queen chut
R4 rasili chut
S4 sadi chut
T4 tagdi chut
U4 ulti chut
V4 vargin chut
W4 whisky chut
X4 xray chut
Y4 yahu chut
Z4 zakasha chut
hai koi or chut jo apne dekhi suni ho.?
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!
Teacher:Laden ki5 biwiya or20 bache,Lalu ki1 biwi or9 bache to batao
in dono me se koun achha? Baccha:score to laden ka jyada hai par
average lalu ka achaa hai
Common statements
by girls after
giving exam &
after 'suhag raat' :
'Thik hua.
Acha tha.
Bahut lamba tha,
thak gaye.
Aata tha,
lekin theek se kar nahi paye.'
Once a CHUHA waz running very fast in jungle.
FOX asked him, Y r U running so fast?
CHUHA kenda, SHER Di KiSE NE BHEN CHED DiTi AE,
TE NAaM MITRAN DA LAG gaya
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down &
mostly in night shifts!
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
Aloo lo
Pindi lo
Bengan lo
Kiya lo
Gobi lo
Kadu lo
Kele lo
Tamatar lo
Ramatori lo
Kele lo
Karele lo
Jo marji lo
Bund tuhadi hai..
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