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Adult SMS Collection
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Teacher: beta 'jimedari' shabd se ek vakya banao..
Chinto: madam apke blouz ke 4 buton me se agar 3 toot jaaien to sari
'jimedari' 1 buton par aa jayegi !
Mujhe police ne bahut maara or 1 hi baat puchhi k tumara wo dost
kaha hai,Jo 50 Rs me 3 bar gand deta hai or chupe free marta hai
Dost,main tera naam nahi dasya
If has rilance condom factory :Add slogan is- kar lo lund muthi me gand maro chutki me
mere papa ka sapna har lund pe ho condom apna.
Dear subscriber,
recharge with 5500 & get a 16yr girl,
3300 get 28yr woman,
1100 get 45yr lady,
220 get 1 coconut oil pack 4 selfservice.
LIMITED PERIOD offer.
Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the
asssssssss. Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai
kitna
dard hota hai.
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.
Prostitute: doc, my hole is too big.
Doctor looks into the hole & says GOD...GOD... GOD...
Prostitute: Why are you repeating the word God?
Doctor: It was an ECHO!
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the
girl's skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer : The boy's hand
A prostitute goes to a Bank to deposit a 1000 rupee note. The teller
says,'Sorry Madam, the note is a fake.
''Oh my God! exclaimed the prosstitute, 'I have been raped.'
Santa: Have you ever Fucked your girlfriend in the other hole?
Banta: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a
lady
pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to
helping him he says, 'I'd like 99 conndoms please'. With a surprised
look
on her face the pharmacist says, '99 Conndoms!?! Fucck me!'
Girl to Mom: when I see the neighbor's son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don't wear the bra, his pant would tighten..
Secret of long life...
Morning 2 eggs
Evening 2 pegs and
Night 2 legs..
Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke
peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
Dosti main aae dost main teri pent utar doon,
MOta sa LUN teri gaNd main dal doon,
KOi aur dekhe tujhe lOnde Baaz ki nazar se ,
Us BharWe KI GaNd pe Fire maar DoOn...
What's De Best Sexual Position To Have An Ugly Child.........????
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Ask Ur Parents....
Never Play wid Girl's Heart........She has Only 1
Its OKay to Play wid her Boobs....she has 2
POM POM.......
Sardarni was having pain during delivery
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Sardar ji prayed: 'Oh lord plz make the hole loose for
the baby and then tight again for the DADDY...!!
Na AiDS SE DARTY HAiN NA CONDUM SE
DARTY HAIN TOU BAssS ZAMANY SE
iSLiYE HATH SE KARTTY HAiN...
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Saya kia para paton pey choot ka
Lorey uchal uchal key darkhton per char gahey..
Reliance wala ladka,
Airtel wali ladki ki bra me haath dalke bolta hai,
'AISI AAZADI AUR KAHAN',
phir Airtel wali ladki Reliance wale ladke ki pant
me hath dal ke boli, 'KAR LO DUNIYA MUTTHI ME',
Utne me BSNL wali ladki aai, aur apna frock uncha
kar ke boli...
' DESH KI SAB SE BADI SEVA ME APKA SWAGAT HAI..
Gaon me tatti
Sehar-latrin
Hindu-sandas
Muslim-pakhana
English-shit
Naam alag par maal 1
Roop rang anek
par khushbu 1
Anekta me ekta
Tatti ki visheshta
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