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Adult SMS Collection
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I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?..
I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed...
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard...
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have u been drinking?..
I've been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!...
What's the simularity of math and sex? add the beds, minus the clothes, devide the leggs and multiply....
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight....
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast...
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Doctor:Bolo kya taklif hai? P:sote vaqt SAANS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai, Doctor:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SALI ko lo !!
Waqt nahi hai rone ka,ab waqt hai bacha hone ka,tab kyu nai roi thi,jab chipak chipak kar soi thi,ab kiya hai so bharo,tab kahti thi or karo or karo...
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa bole"HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA kiya"- .... :-)
Closeup toothpaste or Bipasha Basu ki bra mein kya similarty hai.? Ans. Dono ko kholo aur dheere se dabao, moo mein lo aur fresh ho jao..
Raj asks: Ur Name? Man sez:"Abu Dalah Sarafi". Raj:Sex? Man:4 times a week. Raj: No,no,no, male or female? Man:"Male,female sumtimes camel"
'KOI MIL GAYA' Jadu married with Prity zinta. Dusre din prity ne jadu se pucha ki kal raat aapne kyun kuch nahi kiya. Jaadu bola: Dhooooop...
What is the defination of a Dhobi? THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN LEGALLY SAY TO EVERY MARRIED WOMAN- "Kapde nikal ke rakho, main aata hoon!"..
HUM GIRE HUO KO UTHATE HAI.HUM BICHADE HUO KO MILATE HAI.LOG SAMJHATE HAI HUM SAMAJ SEWAK HAI .UNHE KYA PATA HUM 'BRA' BANATE HAI....
what is disimilaritY b/w chokri and chokra
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Dirty mind
one ends with ' i ' and other with 'a'
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
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