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Adult SMS Collection
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WHAT IS DIFRENCE between call girl,girl friend & wife ?
CALL girl is like pre-paid,girl friend is like post paid
& wife is like demo 'jitna chahe use karo.
Girls hostel me phone aaya- SEEMA hai kya?
Warden'ne pucha Aage kya lagati hai?
jawab'aaya-ab to pata nahi 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi.
ladkiya SALWAR k niche kya pehanti hai...
think. . .
Socho~socho
Guess
Guess
Kuch nahi bus sochte raho. .
u dirty mind...
Vo chappal pehnti hai.
Ek vishesh suchna:
SEX karte samay agar CONDOM na mile to M-SEAL istamal karen.
' Kyon ki, Ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai
Ik var ik Pandit fati dhoti pa ke mandir vich matha tekan geya,
jado matha tekan layi jhukeya ta ik aurat ne us di bund nu golak
samaj ke us vich ik rupeya pa dita ta pandit guse vich bolleya-
'Haramdiye ghanti tera burha bajau.'
Rafal Dunali Je MIRJE Kol Hundi,
Pichhe SAHIBA De Bhayian Nu Mod Dinda.
SOHNI Duban To Pehla Je Phone Kardi,
MAHIWAL Ik Kisti Rod Dinda.
Akal Hundi Je Vech Ke Dudh RANJHA
Court Marriage Layi Paise Jod Lainda.
Khabar Hundi je Blocha'n De Aaun Di,
PUNNU Ret Chhadd KULLU MANALI Wall Daud Lainda.
Judge: jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsus kiya?
Ladki: Laddoo agar zabarjasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.
MUNDE WALE: SADA MUNDA BATHE BATHE 20000 RUPYE KAMA
LENDA HAI
LARHKI WALE: DUR FITE MUH SADI KURHI LAME PAYI 40000
kAMA LENDI HAI...
MUNDE WALE: SADA MUNDA BATHE BATHE 20000 RUPYE KAMA
LENDA HAI
LARHKI WALE: DUR FITE MUH SADI KURHI LAME PAYI 40000
kAMA LENDI HAI...
Dekho is kamine ko jo keypad daba raha hai,
Baat karke randiyo se unhe girlfriend bta raha hai,
Vulgar msg bhejkar unki chut ki khujli bada raha hai,
Wo chudi kisi aur se par ye muth se kaam chala raha hai,
Ab kya mera lund chahiye jo tu abhi bhi keypad daba raha hai.?
At a railway station A girl checked her wt. 58kg.
Removed sandal-56
Then Jacket-53
Then Dupatta-52
coins khatam.
Then a baba in que behind her said-beeba tu kam chalu rakh,bhaan batheri hai babeyan kol...!!!
mohabbat mujay un jawano say hai
jo larkio may daaltay hai lun...
bun thun k lorra moray mein gus gaya
tuttay bi hairaan thay
aaka kaha gaya..
Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
Orgasmofen..
'HONEYMOON'
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel.
2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3)Go slow.
4) Men at work...
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Aage Se Nai Peeche Se kero,
Didar Mere Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
Husband says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide
layee kuch packa
wife says to husband ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
husband says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
Bra kholi to 'shakalaka bumbum'... chaddi kholi to 'khul ja
simsim'... andar dala to 'kya masti kya dhum'... aur bahar aya to 'tay tay
fish'. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!
choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop...
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
1 puncher lagane wale ne Suhag raat te biwi ko nanga ker ke pani
wale tub main baitha diya.biwi boli ye kya.Ladka bola: yara nu tan
mori pani wich hi labdi hai
Lady to the plumber:
ve veera,
sadi gali ch
khada pani
kivein niklu?
plumber:
bibi ji,
bas
tuhada nala
kholan di
der hai,
pani taan
2 mint ch
kad dawanga.
Kuddi boli pa rahi hai te kehndi hai:-
''Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya C, Khat K Leyande Paave,
Bari Barsi Khatan
Gaya C Khat Ke Leyande Paave
Ghagre D Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi CHITTRAN Nu Aave.''
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