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Adult SMS Collection
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EK BAR EK LADKI DI FUDI VICH MAKHI VAR GAI. O DOCTOR KOL
GAI.DOCTOR - MAIN APNE LUN TE SHEHD LA KE VICH VARAGA TE
MAKHI SHEHD VALE LUN NAAL BAHAR AA JAVEGI. DOCTOR DA
SEX LAI MOOD BAN GYA TE TEJ TEJ GHASE MARAN LAG
PYA.LADKI-EH KI KAR RAHE HO? DOCTOR-HUN SCEME
BADL DITTI HAI MAKHI VICH HI MAR DENI HAI
Mume
tatte
lun
chut
ghusi
fudi
chittar
patt
dodi
bra
kachi
salwar
pajami
dekh kanjar kidan khus ho reha hai, luchian gallan pad ke!
SalaTharki
Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
'Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:'Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!'
There’s a sweet couple & it’s me & you. There you go. I was sweet.
Now let’s go to bed. I’m horny
1 malang larkay say bola. beta apnay say bari ko Ma choti ko beti
baraber wali ko behin kehna larka bola malang baba phir mere lora
khud rakh lo Bhang kootnay k kam aaiga
Aap ko teh-e-dil se CHODA
dil ki gehrai se CHODA
jazbat ki angraai se CHODA
bahot he mohabbat se CHODA
pichlay saal ki tarha CHODA
aur bahot he laggan se
CHODA AUGUST MUBARAK
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight-Search clothes..
CHOOT se nikla CHOOTIYA
GAND se nikla GANDO
mera teri BEHAN ki choot mian
Baki reh gai ANDOO
Teri BEHAN ki choot main the KANTE
AJA katle meray JHANTAY.
Student:master ji dhud pi lo
master dudh peen to baad:-tu tan bada kanjoos hai fer tu dhud kive
le aya.
studnt:ji billy jutha kar gai is lai mai sochya ke dolan nalo
changa masterji nu hi pila dende han.
master ne dabba pare marya
studnt:master ji dabba na sutto svere TATTI v jana hunda......!
Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
'' ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai '.
1st kid-meli mom jadugal hai jab wo papa ke nunu ko chuti
hai to wo bada ho jata hai. 2nd-meli mom jab papa ke nunu
par bethti hai nunu gayab ho jata hai.
Women:Dr.sahab mujhe thode din bacha nhi chahiye...
Dr:YE CONDOM LE LO... Women:Ye pani k sath lu,ya dudh k saath...
Dr:Keley k sath!
wife: what should i bring for u from london? hus:an english girl !
she left quietly. on her return, hus:my gift? wife: darling,just
wait for 9 months...
Lund bhyo parchnd bhyo,
lund barati ayo re,
teri dal mein lund teri bhaat mein lund,
lund darwaze latkayo re,
teri bhen ki lund,
teri maa ki lund,
tu mohe lund dikhyo re.
Yaad hai vo rat jab shamma jalayi thi,
doston ne milke tujhse randi chudwayi thi,
daddy tere aye,
bhag gaye hum,
par teri gaand phatne ki awaz door door tak ayi thi
4 gujrati wives at a party talking about their husband's mobile
instruments..
1st wife: 'Maaro pati ne paas Mota laura(Motorola) chhe!'
2nd wife: 'Aree sirf mauta laura thi kya hoga? Errection(Ericsson)
chahiye!
3rd:' Aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, per
semen(Seimens) nathhi to kya faayda?
Now the 4th wife: 'Mota laura bhi ho, errection bhi ho, semen bhi ho,
lekin na kiya(Nokia) tho kya faayda?!!
Fullforms!
CUBA:
Caught Under Bra Area.
PUNE:
Pls Use Nirodh Everyday.
PARIS:
Police Allowed Rape In School.
USA:
Under Skirt Activity.
JAPAN:
Jumping & pumping at night..
OLD women 2 bus cnductr, ve veera bus roki,Kudi te Prohna(jawai) charhauna hai..? Cnductr, ''bebe bus ch jgah nahi, Kudi
utte Prohna ghar ja k chadao.
Nadan hai woh log jo chut ka intejar karte hai,
mard wo hai jo hath se kam tamam karte hai.
Na panch ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dand,
apni mutthi apna LAN..
Baai Barsi Khattan Giya Si, Khatt Ke Liyande FATTE.....
Ek Hath Naal SmS Pad Lo, Dooje Naal Khurko TATTE.....
'Bolo Tara - Rara' .......
Husband to wife on bed: Move a little to left. Not this much, a
little to the right. A little up, a little down.
Wife: Are you fucking or parking your penis?
Kal BABA LUN DAS d janam dihare te pind CHUT PAR
CHUNDIAN vich ik vadda samagum ho reha hai.Is moke te vaddi matara
vich
CONDUM vande jange.GASTIAN de darshan honge.
MOMEIAN te hath pheran CHUT len
d mukable karvae jange.
Sab ton jada der tak MUTH marn da mukabla sab ton bad vich hovega
Is vich win
er nu 3 gustian chodan da moka FREE vich dita javega.
Eh invitation pad ke tusin jaldi punchan di kirpalta karo.Eh
invitation khas tharkian nu bhejeya...
Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye
daughter : mom! mom! ye lund kya hota hai?
mom: jab tum badi hokar acchi ladki banegi toh tughe bhi ek milega.
daughter : aur ager mein gandi kadki bani toh?
mom: tab to bahut sare milenge......
here abit of a dutty 1:
chacha chachi dono lafange,
bister pe lete dono nange,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha ne nikala lon,
chachi boli ye kya,
chacha bola machine gun
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