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Adult SMS Collection
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Mallika Sherawat went to a shop in a two piece swimming costume
Guard, "Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed..."
Mallika, "Kaunsa utaroon ?"
Song frm MACHIS:? Chunni leke soti thi kamaal lagti thi..
lo..
kalllo baat...
sirf chunni lekar soegi to kamaal to lagegi hi.
What would a man say after going to potty but still not satisfied,
" juda ho ke bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai pant band karta hu tu phir chali aati hai"
Kya aap Nonveg msg
padne me interested hai
to aage pade......
bus ye shikayat ab tumhari Mama ko lagaenge..Dekhna ab tum...
Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki Hathi mar gaya?
Ans. My Question
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Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!
Girlfrnd k sath
kamre k ander
table k upar
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
De takatak
Le takatak
Polluted mind, they r playing TABLE TENNIS..
A smart and hot girl said to a sardar, main tumhare bache ki ma banna chahti hu. Sardar replied "par mera to koi baacha hi nahi hai...
Mallika ne jab chirag ko ghisa, to usme se bhoot nikla aur bola - kya hukum...??
Mallika - Meri pyas buja de...
Bhoot - 7 up se .....Ya 7 inch se......??
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen...........
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to, Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho. Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?...
Q. What does Bra means? A. Boobs Resting in Air.
What PMS really stand for?
PMS means Putting Up With Mens Shit!
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind? Husband : That u r a lesbian.
Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question
"Yes" is the answer.
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it....
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i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with big tits...
We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.
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----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.
Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!...
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