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Flirt SMS Collection
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YOU are very cute b'cos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere.
A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE".
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day, Everyday..
When u r alone, When u r crying, when u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me B'coz incoming is free for me...
Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifebouy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
American - Dogs can find Bombs in our country. Japanese - Fish can play Ball in our country. Indians - That's not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in our country...
day u'll B srprisd c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding hands, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U..
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care u? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need U ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers . If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
day's weather cast: It wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage find me..
We've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? Coz i like u very much, will u b my partner ... rob a bank?..
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Because he wanted to Create a SAMPLE Be Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs......
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!
U r many kilometers away frm me, still i'm watching ur every move thru different channels; . pogo . cartoon network . animal planet.
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan".
Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye, aap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye, aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye, aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye.
Kya aap k ser per seing hain? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay.
Yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the.... station andheri thi, train ruki thi, achanak tum aye aur bole, "allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba".
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