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Hindi SMS Collection
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Bahot khubsurat ho tum..
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Khudko duniya k nazar se bachake rakho..
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Aankhome sirf kajal hi kafi nahi..
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Gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latka ke rakho..
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
har desh ki koi sarhad hoti hai bache ki koi zidd hoti hai or kitna intzaar karun tere sms ka kanjuso ki bhi koi had hoti hai..
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..
Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Sitam dhane ki
hadh hoti hai,
Paas na aane ki-Ruth jaane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek sms tou kar de zaalim...
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..!
Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye par yeh sms nahin karenge.
Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain,
charming hain to
kutta paliye,
billi paliye,
sher paliye,
magar galat fAHAMI MATPALIYE
New punishment 4 mobile owners.
Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid...
Aap mat Daro;
KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai.
Aaj to bahut khush hoge, kyoki...
barish jo ho rahi hai
Aur
barish me
sabhi mendak khush hi hote hai.
Evry secnd god remembr u
Evry minute god bleses u
Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu
Govt of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai ! khubsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikal diya jayega ! Tum to safe ho yar mai kahan jaoou ?
Qyamt ke din
jab farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,
"k achanak aap ki awaz aai .!
XTRA SHEET.
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak
If u wanna buy a brand new BMW car worth Rs 5 crores, then log on to our website - www.chal be aukaat mein aaja.com...
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .
+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!..
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
Arz kiya hai:
i am a dog & u r a flower
gaur farmaiega
i m a dog & u r a flower
wah wah..Kya baat hai..
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
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