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Hindi SMS Collection
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Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
wen u fil dat nodoby luvs u.. dat nobody cares.. wen all u can do is cry n walk away bcoz evryone is against u... then u are the weakest link! GOODBYE!!!
When i was born Shaitan Said,"Oh Shit 1 more angel"
and when u were born shaitan said, "oh Shit Compitition
Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum.. International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..
chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself...
main
( (..)) Aisi
( ( .) ) Kyun hu
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-)
>
Who"s gud?
+Its u
>
Who"s charming?
+Its u
>
Who"s sweetest?
+Its u
>
Who"s smart?
+Its u
>
Who"s darling of milions?
+Its u
Jada udo mat,ye msg muje aaya tha.......
Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend like u. He smiled n said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain...
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!...
Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
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