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Insult SMS Collection
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly..
What is the similar between "Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray"? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don't use Body spray others will........
Even if we lose contact..
Or even mèét less..
Or even SMS less..
i"ll still remember ur beautiful face!
,****,
( @...@ )
"(--)"
Childrn use their thumb to suck, illetrate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now dont change ur finger!
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA..
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
har desh ki koi sarhad hoti hai bache ki koi zidd hoti hai or kitna intzaar karun tere sms ka kanjuso ki bhi koi had hoti hai..
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..
Galileo:
Great Mind
Einstein:
Genius Mind
Newton:
Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates:
Brilliant Mind
Me:
Mastermind
You:
never mind
Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
()"""() heard a
( "o",) joke so
(,,)"$")funny
hehehe
()"""() i cnt stop
((")" ) laughing
( /$(,,)
hahaha
()"""()
((")(")) they say
( "$" ) u r cute..
Apke sar pe seeng hai kya. check it.
Make sure.
NO....
r u sure.
Never mind.
GADHE ke bhi nahi hote......
Sitam dhane ki
hadh hoti hai,
Paas na aane ki-Ruth jaane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek sms tou kar de zaalim...
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..!
Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye par yeh sms nahin karenge.
Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain,
charming hain to
kutta paliye,
billi paliye,
sher paliye,
magar galat fAHAMI MATPALIYE
New punishment 4 mobile owners.
Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid...
Aap mat Daro;
KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai.
Aaj to bahut khush hoge, kyoki...
barish jo ho rahi hai
Aur
barish me
sabhi mendak khush hi hote hai.
When cloud breaks rain fall. When coconut breaks water falls. When luv breaks tears falls. But wen ur head breaks aaila !! GOBAR.
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