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Insult SMS Collection
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Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.
Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!
day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
That day will be "APRIL 1st".
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
wen u fil dat nodoby luvs u.. dat nobody cares.. wen all u can do is cry n walk away bcoz evryone is against u... then u are the weakest link! GOODBYE!!!
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
When i was born Shaitan Said,"Oh Shit 1 more angel"
and when u were born shaitan said, "oh Shit Compitition
Last Night Shaitan Called me & Said that "He wanted to Distrub Good People"
I gave him your number but he said to me that "AH! I cant Distrub my Boss"
Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum.. International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..
Scientist are trying 2 figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN..
Plzz tell them ur age...
chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not..
I asked GOD for world peace,He said its impossible,Ask any thing else...I told him to make U intelligent,He replied let me try world peace....
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
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