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Naughty SMS Collection
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
Singboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin
Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment?
Older man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.
The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper & a woman?
When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
An in-depth study has shown that the bird-flu virus hits small cocks first. I thought i'd warn u immediately.
If u want to start business, start a Condom company named DIPPER. It'll get free publicity on Indian trucks... Use Dipper at Night
Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch with severel holes simultaneously.
Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don't.
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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