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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Santa to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Santa - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar:that's a sun or moon? He replies: oye! No idea,i am not from this city...
Sardar wins 20 cr frm Rs.20.00 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00 back.!
Friend to sardar:yaar kal India ke match pe 400Rs lagaye the,India haar gaya.
Sardar:Main to 800 hara kal
Friend:kyon?
Sardar:400 raat ko highlights pe lagaye the.
Sardar is repeatedly buying movie tickets. Finally the ticket seller asks him y? Sardar says, some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!...
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Judge: Y U've Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I've Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation
"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That's
Wrong !!
Santa - That's What
You Asked, Isn't It ... ? ;->
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE"....
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don't Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya
Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa
2nd;
"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
Santa: I've Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...
Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...
Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn't Replied As Well ... ;->
The New Glossary Of
Medical Term By A
Sardar ...
Anti body- Agnst evry1
Cardialogy- Advance
study of poker playing
Coma- A punctuation
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- Going by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denim
Labor pain- Getting hurt
@ work
Morbid- Higher bid
Urine- Opposite to u r
out ...
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