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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,
Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun?
Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!
A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae ;->
A Sardar Took An IQ Test & Guess What...
Results Were Negative...
Sardar. Dr.I Have A Pain In My Eye,
Whenever I Drink Tea.
Dr. Take Da
Spoon Out Of Da Mug B4 U Drink Tea.
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...
Man: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja.?
Sardar- oye mene tujhe phone kiya tha per andar se kaha PLZ TRY LETTER,
so bhej diya... ;->
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se...
Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?
Dosra Sardar:
Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . . :p ;->
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen...
Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;->
Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily
A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I've been promoted as Branch Manager...
Sardar: Cigarette hy?
Shopkeeper:
We don't sell cigs.
Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty.
Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga!
Next day,
Srdr: Hathorra hy?
SK: Nahi.
Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?:-P
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.
Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,Rail Kya Cheez Hay...
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!..
Santa sTOp Rikshaw & askd:DAata k DaRbaar jao ge.
Rikshaw
Dry Wor:g Janab
Santa:Acha ye shOWper le jao,
WApisi per Meray
Liay chawal
Letay aana . . . . . ;->
Sardar ji: There are lot of girls who don't want to get married!
Friend: How do you know?
Sardar ji: I asked them!
Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai
bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab
santa : jab tu paise maangega tab..
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats"............;->
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.............;->
Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at art
.."Oh My GOD what a worst picture".
Exhibitor:
Excuse me , It's a mirror..
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye .........pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said: Yes I did!
Sardar ji: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . . ;->
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