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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u????
Ans) Run like hell...coz he's got a grenade in his mouth..!
Q2) How did the sardar kill the bird?????
Ans) He threw it off the cliff...!
Q1) What do u do if a sardar throws a grenade at u??????
Ans) Simple....pull the pin and throw it back... ;->
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai ;->
What Does a Sardar G Scream, When The Money Came Out Of The ATM Machine . . . ? ? ?
I Won . . . I Won . . . ;->
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .
1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)
2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )
3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )
4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . . ;->
Murder Of English..!
A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!
What Is Your RATE Madam.? :->
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Y Do Sarda Jee Keeps An Empty Bottle In a Fridge ?
Any Guesess ? ? ?
Coz Its For Them Who Do Not Drink Cold Water ;->
Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain
sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga:-)
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kAa daAanA chAhiye??
sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt
PAnd|t : Kyun ?
sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair tha
Frnd: hain..phir tum ne kya kia?
Sardar: Kuch nhi main ne shair se kaha ap kr lo, mera to nikl hi gya hai
Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!
Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei??
Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..!
Banta: To,,..!!
Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna mai bhi gum ho jata.!!
Techer:Kya Ap
Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro
Pe Kitne Joke Hai
Srdr:Bahut Der
Sochne K Bad Muskil Se
2 Ya 3 Baki Sab
Sachi Kahania Hai
Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Sardar g : BaNaNa . . . ;->
At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks:
"Santa, is that you?"
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
"Santa, don't make me nervous, is that you?"
Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there.
"You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???"
"I was nodding you!!!
What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`
Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today."
Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu."
Santa(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata."
shAdi m3 ek sArdAr bAhut khAnA khA rAhA thA, kiSi n3 pUchA kAb tAk khAoge???
sArdAr:mAin tO khUd khA khA k3 dhUkh| hUn p3r kyA kAru cArd m3 LikhA tHa dinNer frOm 7-10pm
2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd dOwn y?
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bcOz tHe trAin wAs sAying
"jhuk jhuk jhuk"
eK baAr eK sArdArji th3y
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bAad mei pAtA chAlA ki nAhi th3y...
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA " yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA...tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA??
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Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..!
jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi...
Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car
in a restricted area.The judge asked him if he had
anything to say in his defence. -They should not put
up such misleading notices, - said Banta singh. -It
said,
FINE FOR PARKING HERE.-
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