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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone....
Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola
" Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Sardarji dukhi the, kisi ne pucha,"kyu tension me ho?"
Sardarji:"yaar,ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the,ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hu!!...
Santa:Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The.
Banta:Ab Kaise hai ?
Santa:Theek Hi Honge,Kal Se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz nahi aaye ...
Banta:Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa:Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Taxi Driver :
"Papajee!petrol khatam ho gaya hai.Gaddi aage nahi jaa sakti''
Sardarji:
"KOI BAAT NAHI piche LELO vapas ghar chalenge
Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service
Fakir to Sardar:- Aapke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.
Sardar:-Ye Lo HAJMOLA
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,
upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse karta?
Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi
A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b'coz, I do not want any Publicity"
Why Cant Sardar Dial 911?
They Cant Find The Eleven on The Phone.
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shria kal. . . ;->
Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de...
A Sardar found hs wife having affair.
Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.
Sardar ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-
"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai…!
A sardar decides to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone....
Why?
Because....
the dog finished graduation..!!
Who is a sardar......???
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Someon who stares at the bottle of orange juice that says "CONCENTRATED. . . . . " ;->
5 Hi-tech sardar inventions
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!
One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that "Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."
A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage . He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?
Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And Start Dancing BALLE BALLE...
Sardar's Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ?
Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . .
Man: Kyon. . . ?
Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal "BLUE TOOTH" Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->
Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?
Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .
Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ???
Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
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