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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar's Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai ,
Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . .
Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->
Santa And Banta Were Walking . . .
Suddenly Banta Said : Oh . . . Look , A Dead Bird . . .
Santa Looked Up At The Sky & Said : Where . . . ??? ;->
2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. . .
Sir: Why R U Fighting . . ??
1at Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank . . . !!!
Sie : So What . . . ?
1st Sardar : Even I Did The Same, Now Teachers Will Think
That We Both Copied . . . ;->
Sardar Was Smoking Infront Of His Father. . .
Sardar's Frend : Oye . . Abbay De Saamne Smoking . . . ???
Sardar : Abba Hi Hy Na , Koi Petrol Tou Nahi . . . ;->
At The College Sardar Watchd d Notice Board. . .
It reads:
"Invites Suggestions 4 D Modification Of Ladies Bath Room. . .!! "
Sardar Wrote Under :
"Let D Men Permit 2 Enter. . " ;->
Sardar's wife: kurri bari ho gae hai, koe acha larka dhondo, 30 saal age ho jis ki....
Sardar replied: agar 30 saal ka na milay to 15 15 k 2 le awaan? ;->
A teacher lecturing on population says..
In India after evry 10 second a woman gives Birth to a child..
Sardar stands up and says:
Sir, we must find & stop dat woman... ;->
Teacher-write ur father name in english..
Sardar-"beautiful red underwear".
Teacher-what do u mean?
Sardar- His name is sundar lal chadda... ;->
1st Sardar: Translate into English...
"MaiN Pur-umeed hooN"
2nd Sardar: "I m Pregnant" ;->
Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..?
Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??
5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi li,
15 din ho gye lakin koi savari nahi mili,
kyu..??
Q k 3 Sardar peche or 2 Sardar aage beth k savari dhund rahy thy...
A Sardar G was walking with his sister..
"and"
someone told him that sardar g twadi behan bohat sohni hai..
Sardar G said: Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di...
How Can Sardar Gee Kill A Lion..?
Sardar Gee Thinks N Thinks Hard
&
Comes To A Conclusion, I'll Drink Poison N Let Lion Eat Me..
O Bolo Ta Ra Ra Ra...!
Qus: What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard..?
Ans: Winner of the last year's hide and seek CompeTiTion...
Sardar:Bachpan me ma
ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din n dekhna padta.
judge:Kya kehti thi ma?
Sardar:Jab bat hi nahi suni to kese batau
Santa recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa replied
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"I Mr YOU"...
TEACHER. is line ki hindi main translation kro."ABEAUTIFUL GIRL IS STANDING IN THE GARDEN".sardar: lo gal kro. ma dasna g."OYE BACHI CHECK KR YAR"
Teacher:ek saal me kitni raate hoti hai?
Sardar:10 raate hoti hai ji !!
Teacher:10 raate, kaise?
Sardar: 9 navaraatri aur
1 shivraatri.
Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Santa: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY
Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam...... ;->
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: Auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! .... ;->
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.” ;->
Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si
naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo
Sardar: Yaar Main Apni GF Nu Gift Dyna
Ki Devan?
Frnd:Diomand Da haar Dy Dy
Sardar: Na
Koi Asisi Cheez Das Jairi Us Ne Kadi Na Lae Hove
Frnd: Phansi De Dey
Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now...
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
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