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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar got job in a Telenor Call Centre..
Customer: My Telenor SIM blocked what to do?
Sardar: don't take tension. Remove Telenor, visit Insta customer service center, put Warid SIM, load Jazz card, and enjoy Paktel to Paktel free talk time .
Thank u 4 calling Ufone... ;->
Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.
Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.
Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.
Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day... ;->
Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,
All Over The Living Room.
She Asked Him : “ What Are You So Frantically Searching? “
Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.
Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?
Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television Saying
You Are Watching The Star World Chennel’ ? “ How Can He Know What
I Am Watching... ;->
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??
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He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel... ;->
Wife : You Say I Look Old But People Still Praise Me.
Sardar: It Must Be Banta Singh.
Wife : How Do You Know?
Sardar: He Is A Scrap Dealer... ;->
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket..
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.... ;->
SANTA: I AM VERY UPSET
MY WIFE ALWAYS TALKS
ABOUT HER FORMER HUSBAND
WHO DIED 5 YEARS AGO.
BANTA: THANK GOD, SHE
DOESN'T TALK ABOUT
HER NEXT HUSBAND
LIKE MY WIFE... ;->
sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?
sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->
sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?
sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;->
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao...
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA....
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya...
Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge.....
Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai....
Banta: Kya..?
Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI... ;->
Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga...
Waiter ne pucha, "Kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar bola, "Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin"... ;->
Teacher:
"If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother's younger sis and elder sis?"
Sardar:
"So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM" ;->
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.../ :-D
Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........???
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think............. ??
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI".... :-D
IN LONDON'S DEPARTMENTAL STORE, A WOMEN:ASKED TO SARDAR JEE.LIPTON DI CHAH HAI? SARDAR GEE: MENU TE NAI HAI. TENU HAI TE LIPAT JAA....... (-_-)
Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene.....
Sardar: Abba Main Apni Biwi Nu Sms Kita K Raat Awaan Ga..... Main Gaya Tey O Kisi Hor Naal C..... Main Onu Talaq Deni Ae.....
Abba: Chal Chadd Puttar.......... Ki Pata Sms Na Mila Howay.... ;->
Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya.....???
Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai...
Sardar: Phir Theek Ae.... Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen.... ;->
Scientist Invented A Powerfull Lie Detector That Instantly Kill A Liar On Detection.....
French: I Think... I Don't Drink....... {Killed}
American: I Think... I Can Win War In Iraq & Afghanistan.... {Killed}
Sardar: I ThInk...... {Killed} ......... ;->
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