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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....???
Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;->
A Girl Romantically said to aSardar G: Do U want to see the place
where I Had The Apendix Operatio ....?
Sardar G: No Way, I hate Hospitals...
;->
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe...
Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...!
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Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon...
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,
upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse karta?
Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta.?"
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Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."....
What's an adult joke?
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Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old..
A sardar Used to go college with his Dog ...
After few years he had to go alone
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Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.!!!
A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG
""AEY MERE WATAN KE LOGON
ZARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI" ..... ;->
Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........???
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think............. ??
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI" ;->
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Joke in 1 word- sardar
joke in 2 word- intelligent sardar
joke in 3 word- sardar playing chess
joke in 4 word- sardar wins the game...!
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his
shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them
but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is
nothing but......
Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New
York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask." The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" The clerk
responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The Sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next
day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that
shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a Thermos flask." The boss asks, "What do....
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and
one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision
upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed
Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief
thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the c...
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to
worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines
left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will
take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later...
LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar:
Sir,
sasrikal
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other
HUSBAND in family
to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.
Girl 2 Sardar: Will u marry me?
Sardar: Nahi, humare han shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai......... Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Ki Hai. ;->
Sardar G goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Sardar G: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Sardar G 2 His Friend: Meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi.
Friend: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga....!!
Sardar G: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha...... ;->
Sardar ji opens his lunch Box in the middle of the road
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Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI.
SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA..
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