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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa Singh,
"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"
..... comes the reply,
" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek...
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!
Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?
Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.
Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe
Mr KHURRAM 'walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously'fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay...``
Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....
Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....
Interviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd.
sardar: Bad.
intvwr: Come.
srdr: Go.
intvwr: Ugly.
Srdr: Pichli.
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking.
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in.
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil.
intvwr: U r rejected!
Srdr: I m selected.
BALLE BALLE
A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!
Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night i didn't sleep thnking of u.
So don't play with my life.-
Sardar was saying 2 mosquito
Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya .
pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain
sardar:menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne...
Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya ?Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae...
Sardar asked his wife aisi baat btao jis main hushi b ho aur ghem b
his wife replied aap ka lun aap k sab doston main bara hai...
A gal in a hotel wanted to go to toilet she asked a sarda
sardar G soosu karnay ki jaga dikhao
sradar replied u naughty gal pahly tum dikhao...
A Sardar Opened sugarbox & saw in the box.He repeat this process three times in a day.When his wife asked,He said:Dr said 2 me 2 check sugar level regularly....
Sardar : Main Ek Eho Jayi Cheez Labbi Aye Jidhay Naal Dewar De aar Paar Dekheya Ja Sakda Ay.
Other Sardar : Balle O Balle Ki CHeez ay?
1st Sardar :
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" MORI "
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"
Sardar g in medical college - Needless to say he never made it -
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short...
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper!!!
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