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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
Ek chota sardar apni pragnant mummy se pochta hain k is mein kiya hain,, mummy bolti hain,is mein pyara baby hain,sardar,piyara thaa tu ap khaaa kyun gaey,..
A Sardar gives 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled,undresses, lies down, spreads her legs & says:"This is for the roses" Sardar:"Why, Cant you find a vase?"
A fat NRI sardarni goes to a gurudwara with a mannat. She tells giani : Gianai ji, main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi han. Giani : Main vekhya, jaddo tussi matthha tekya...
A sardar was hurrly fucing a girl in a car! A policeman came and asked the sardar what r u doing? Sardar said i am fucing a girl The policeman said now its my turn, The sardar said i have never fuced a policeman?
SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION EVER --- WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??? OYE YAAR!!!!! JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA...
1 Sardar ko susu karte dekh kar ladhki dosre raste jane lagi, Sardar bola, Dar na kudiye, jis se tum dar rahi ho usey maine pakad k rakha hai.
1 sardar apna frnd sa: yar kal tare babhi ke yad mitana k lia maina botal ka sahara lia sardar`s frnd: pir kia howa? sardar: hona ke se..bus mare lulee botal which pass gai...
Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta...
A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..!
Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW`
taRasti nazrOn nE haR paL tEra sAath maAnga... jaiSe aAsmAn nE hAr rAat chAnd mAanga... rOOth gaYa wO khUda bHi hUm sE... jUb hUm nE hAr dUa mEin tEra sAath mAanga....
Ek Sardar bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to utaro.pathan bola tumhari gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
Sardar 2 wife "koi aisi baat kaho k mera seena fakhr se phul jae, or meri ass sulag jae"Wife "aap ka lun aap k sub doston se bara hai"
Shahrukh Khan In KBC Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend???
Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay........ Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae.. SArdar: Ek wari keh de.. Parito: Nai.. Sardar: Vekh le tu meri phen nai..
Sardar commitin suicide, sumone asked the reason... he said..."My wife ran wid my frd...and i cant live widout my... friend...
Sardar commitin suicide, sumone asked the reason... he said..."My wife ran wid my frd...and i cant live widout my... friend...
BV ki absence mein sarda apni G.F ko bolata hai aur nokar ko 100rs de ker kehta hai k BV ko na batana, Nokar:100rs bohaut kam hai, begum sahiba isi kam k 500 deti hy...
Sardar entered in PCO, the girls asked,"han ji papa ji kidher kerna hy?" Sardar replied:"dekh larki kursi pe to mushkil ho ga, neechay hi bori bicha le......"
Sardar ka beta fail ho ker 5th se 4th mein aur phir 4th se 3 rd mein aa gaya, to sardar said to his wife,apni shalwar tight ker lo bacha wapas aa raha hy....
Once sardar friend was making call 2 sardar. every time he got the reply"switched off".finally he went to sardar and asked what happened to your mobile? sardar said nothing happened to my mobile.then he asked why its getting switched off? ohhhhhhhhhh its my daillar tone..
MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the? CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!!
Sardar got an invitation to a party which said "Red Tir Only" When he went to party, He was surpeised to find that others were wearing pants and shirts also...
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