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SMS Jokes Collection
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Indian Cricket team hs ben kidnaped by Taliban.dey r asking 4 a ransom of 10,0000 usd 2 set dem free,if nt thy say 2 burn dem alive puring kerosine.Plz donate.I hve alrdy donated 5 lts of kerosine....
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 35 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 35.
Why Misbah wants to change his name?
kyuki har koi use Miss BAH kehta hai !!
Now he is thinking of changing his name to Mr. BAH :-)
>> news >
> Foolishness beneath the foolishness: West Indies cricket.
> Gayle 'in discussions' with WICB.
> Fleming wants NZC to take a stance on Pakistan
> Champions Twenty20 League formally launched...
>> news >
> Pietersen confirmed England captain ODI & Test.
> Dhoni to receive Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna.
> Gilchrist dreams of Twenty20 at the Olympics.
> Tiwary to continue playing for Bengal.
Q3. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener...
9969966966 m vijay Malya. My team hs lost IPL,I HV INVSTD 400cr.I dnt knw u, bt If u snd ths sms I'l gt 20ps frm cmpny. If u hv heart plz 4wd atlst 10prsn.
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What's the Indian version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What do you call an Indian Cricketer with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sehwag?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. What does Agarkar put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking."
The Umpire says, "No."
The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."
Pyarelal had taken his reluctant wife to a cricket match.
She sat through the first innings although plainly bored.
In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe
and knocked the ball out of the ground.
'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed.
'Now we can all go home.'
The two rival cricketers were talking.
'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'
'Well, you're just the man for the job.'
The batsman was out first ball.
On the long walk back to the pavilion he had to pass the incoming batsman,
a supercilious rival. 'Hard luck, old man,' smirked the newcomer.
'Yes. It's a shame I had to be right in the middle of a hat trick
The cricket enthusiast would travel any distance to watch
a match-nothing could keep him from the game he loved.
One day, a friend met him and said, 'You're looking a bit down.'
'The wife said she's s going to divorce me.'
'What grounds?'
'Oh, Headingly, Edgbaston, Lords . .
An American who knew nothing of the game had been taken
to a few cricket matches by a friend and was now studying the end-of-season averages.
Every now and then he came across an asterisk and the words:
'Signifies not out.' Finally, he turned to his friend and said:
'Why don't you get this guy Signifies to play for your side? He's never out!'
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